"Boy, I almost canceled my appointment with you today." says severely overweight middle-aged deaf guy.
"Oh really? How come?" hollers kind, innocent, audiologist currently feeling a little sad about leaving her nice job.
"Yeah, I got a case of The Gas wicked bad today." man says. "I'll try to hold it in, but..." shakes his head and goes to sit in the waiting room.
I'm gonna put today's conversation into its own special slot on the list of Things I Won't Miss About My Job.