Left work one whole half hour early. (yeah, that's a good phrase) I am self-medicating with a stiff Gin & Tonic plus a bag of Kettle Chips Cheddar variety. Mmm...potato chips. The bag blurb says "A Natural Obsession" so they must be good for me, right? Things would be even better if those chips were the Salt and Black Pepper variety, but when they're on sale 2/$4, beggars can't be choosers. My straw is making empty cup noises. Fill 'er up!